tucson 4th ave underpass reopening!!

if you don’t live in tucson, you won’t care about the following, but know that us tucsonons are peeing our pants with glee right now.  
this is almost as good as christmas.  
no, this is better than christmas, because christmas doesn’t involve drunkenly stumbling through tunnels alongside moving vehicles and a trolly while squealing “spring break!!” as you venture forth on your mission to be seen in every bar tucson offers up.

 

yep, once again, 4th ave and downtown will be connected by one very convenient underpass.  no longer will we have to trek all the way to the 6th ave underpass to get to 80′s night.  no longer will we have to bravely endanger our lives as we try to take the “short cut” on a dare, climb across the train tracks, and fall off the other side of the bridge and break our ankle.  (i personally don’t know anyone who would do that …  maybe.)

if this thrills the living crap out of you and you’re in the area, then you should join us for some celebratin’ at preen.

i swear to you, it will be more fun than you can imagine.  i mean, look what happened last time:

(all pictures taken by the amazing ryan mihalyi)

you don’t get the blonde one tonight.  she’s not in tucson…  yet.

 

one very hot example of humanity

 

yes ladies!  he’s single!  and he’s playing again tonight!
just kidding.  about the single part.

 

what if none of that excites you?  then what if i told you the handsome man who took those photographs himself might make an appearance?  

ok, recap:

 

1. the lovely ladies at preen will be there, (yep, at preen,) and they’re hosting a “surprise sale.”  i’d tell you what it is, but it’s a surprise.  go see for yourself.
2. i’ll be there.  i’m always fun.  always.
3. asher deaver  (yeah!  my brother!  good job, clouseau.)  is going to play some pretty songs he wrote.  and some other people may or may not be playing some songs they wrote too, but you won’t know unless you come check it out.
4. there will be lots and lots of attractive people milling about.

 

really?  you’re “just not that into” fun?  um, ok?

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